Mittwoch, Februar 01, 2006

Heinz Erhardt I

Die Made

Hinter eines Baumes Rinde
wohnt die Made mit dem Kinde.
Sie ist Witwe, denn der Gatte,
den sie hatte, fiel vom Blatte.
Diente so auf diese Weise
einer Ameise als Speise.

Eines Morgens sprach die Made:
"Liebes Kind, ich sehe grade,
drüben gibt es frischen Kohl,
den ich hol. So leb denn wohl !
Halt, noch eins ! Denk, was geschah,
geh nicht aus, denk an Papa !"

Also sprach sie und entwich.-
Made junior aber schlich
hinterdrein; und das war schlecht !
Denn schon kam ein bunter Specht
und verschlang die kleine
fade Made ohne Gnade.

Schade !

Hinter eines Baumes Rinde
ruft die Made nach dem Kinde . . .

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Es ist eine Schande, dieses Gedicht einfach so stehen zu lassen. Die ganze Genialität dieses Werkes, der ganze Witz breitet sich meines Erachtens erst dann aus, wenn es entsprechend vorgetragen wird. Wenn mit der Stimme gespielt wird, wie Heinz Erhardt es mit den Worten gemacht hat. Übt es doch einfach! Lest es euch oder Freunden vor... lernt es auswendig... Hier etwas kleines zum Proben:

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Die Nase

Ob Nase spitz, ob Nase platt
die Nas' zwei Nasenflügel hat.
Doch hält sie nicht sehr viel vom Fliegen
nee - das Laufen scheint ihr mehr zu liegen.

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Warum die Zitronen sauer wurden
Ich muß das wirklich mal betonen:
Ganz früher waren die Zitronen
(ich weiß nur nicht genau mehr, wann dies
gewesen ist) so süß wie Kandis.

Bis sie einst sprachen: "Wir Zitronen,
wir wollen groß sein wie Melonen!
Auch finden wir das Gelb abscheulich,
wir wollen rot sein oder bläulich!"

Gott hörte oben die Beschwerden
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Ihr müßt so bleiben! Ich bedauer!"
Da wurden die Zitronen sauer . . .

Heinz Erhardt

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Anonymous Anonym said...

Hallo. Heinz Erhardt ist sooo gut ;)

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Warum die Zitronen sauer wurden
Ich muß das wirklich mal betonen:
Ganz früher waren die Zitronen
(ich weiß nur nicht genau mehr, wann dies
gewesen ist) so süß wie Kandis.

Bis sie einst sprachen: "Wir Zitronen,
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Gott hörte oben die Beschwerden
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